Castro Breaks Knee!! OH MY GOD!!!

Yeah, can you believe it? Fidel Castro actually broke his knee!!! THAT MEANS HE'S HUMAN!!! OMFG!!!!

This has been the saddest important news I've seen in a very very long time. I mean, seriously, what the hell do I care if Castro broke his knee? Sadder yet is that then Castro feels the need to declare that he is 'still in full control' after the life-threatening broken... wait... Life-threatening? Or NOT!!

Come on, just because the entirety of the western world wants him dead, doesn't mean a broken knee means everyone jumps with their hearts palpitating at ten times its regular speed. Get over it. It's his knee, not his heart. Good god. He only lives in the country that produces some of the best doctors on earth. He's probably still got a while to go. Good for him.