Mozilla Firefox and the Redefinition of Speed

Oh my GOD. I thought Mozilla Firefox was fast. I really did. It's certainly way faster than anything IE could pull at rendering pages. I was still wrong.
http://www.webmasterworld.com/forum21/8007.htm
THAT is where it's at. That's a link to a forum article that tells you five settings that will make Firefox not only fast, but BLAZING. We're talking slashdot pops up in a literal microsecond. Daaamn... As if Firefox wasn't good enough.