AAARGHH IE!!!!

I've read about IE's shitty lack of support for Alpha transparency in PNGs on Windows, but you know what, I haven't needed alpha transparency in PNGs on Windows. Until now. Someone should line up the people who made this development decision and shoot them, one after another. They could sell seats for it, I'm sure plenty of people would be willing to pay money to see them dead. Jesus FLIPPING Christ. And then people wonder how you can not like Microsoft. Because they're ASSHOLES. Jeesus... Alright, on to implementing one of the ridiculous workarounds that is necessary to make this work in IE...

Kill M$. Kill M$. Kill M$. Kill M$. Kil.....